12 Reasons Jeremy Clarkson Can't Be Replaced

"MojoMotors.com" (MojoMotors) 03/26/2015 at 13:20 • Filed to: jeremy clarkson, top gear, mojo motors, gif, animated gif, funny, list

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We're back at it again, this time to show you all the reasons why they'll never be able to replace ousted Top Gear host, Jeremy Clarkson.

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1) He has a sweet tat.

2) Regardless of size, he knows how to use it.

3) Seriously, he gets it done no matter how small.

4) He hates motorcycles and loves chainsaws.

5) He's done the Nürburgring in under 10 minutes.

6) He'd rather hold it in than talk to strangers.

7) You can always reach him on his Razor.

8) He's not afraid to get wet.

9) Sometimes he works from home.

10) He appreciates women.

11) He's good with his hands.

12) He truly, truly loves cars.

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MojoMotors.com 03/26/2015 at 13:29

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#5—Under 10 minutes. 9:59.

MojoMotors.com > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/26/2015 at 13:31

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Oh damn, really? That's slightly less impressive.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MojoMotors.com 03/26/2015 at 13:35

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Yeah... Sabine went around in 9:27 (or so) in the same car.

JGrabowMSt > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/26/2015 at 13:55

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Shouldn't that make it more impressive that he was able to be within the same minute?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > JGrabowMSt 03/26/2015 at 14:02

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Looking at it that way, yes. #5 originally read "under 9 minutes". 10 minutes is less impressive than 9.

JGrabowMSt > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/26/2015 at 14:12

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Well, certainly wasn't under 9 minutes whatsoever, I'm not arguing over a typo (or mistaken facts). As someone who is not a race car driver, and someone who is an entertainer with access to amazing cars, if he's roughly 40 seconds behind someone who knows the ring extremely in the exact same car, that's impressive. I certainly don't think I would be able to do that.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > JGrabowMSt 03/26/2015 at 14:15

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Agreed.

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/26/2015 at 14:25

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Pretty impressive actually, that's well within the F1 107% rule, with Sabine as the benchmark of all people.

Nick > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/26/2015 at 19:02

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don't think anyone would argue Sabine is not a better driver than Jezza.. or for that matter pretty much most of us.

scoob > MojoMotors.com 03/26/2015 at 23:09

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Uhhhhhhhhhhh... #10?

Slighty_Less_Cooler_190e > Nick 03/26/2015 at 23:57

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It's probably because I've downed a couple shots of fireball and redbull here at 11pm, but I can't wrap my head around your sentence.

AaronC > MojoMotors.com 03/27/2015 at 02:18

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it was in a Jag diesel.

Bricks > MojoMotors.com 03/27/2015 at 03:26

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4) He hates motorcycles and loves chainsaws.

Who doesn't love chainsaws?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Nick 03/27/2015 at 06:44

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I should change my comment...

What #5 originally said was under 9 minutes. Which is less impressive than 10, which is what MojoMotors.com was referring to. For JC to be only ~40sec behind is still impressive, yes.

MojoMotors.com > Bricks 03/27/2015 at 09:22

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Sentient trees?